But I Wanted to Swim in it
C | Bb

Captain Cook's Skull Still Sings
C | Bb | Eb

Chain Mail Selfies (Keepsakes from the Last Crusade)
C | Bb | Eb

Dreams of Another Gender
C | Bb | Eb

He's Had a LOT of Work Done
C | Bb | Eb

Herbert Hoover's Last Handjob
C Melody | Bb Melody | Eb Melody | C Harmony | Bb Harmony | Eb Harmony

I'll Get You Someday, Chuck E. Cheese
C | Bb | Eb

Meth Lab Meet Cute
C | Bb | Eb

Paul Bowles in Hell
C | Bb | Eb

Sick Bacchus' Sad Sunbeam
C | Bb | Eb

(Well if it isn't) The King of Turd Mountain
C | Bb | Eb

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